What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

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Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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